Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.
funniest10k:

I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPEND. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A KITTEN. THIS IS NOT A KITTEN. 



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funniest10k:

I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPEND. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A KITTEN. THIS IS NOT A KITTEN. 

Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow

(Source: simsgonewrong)

Why I use social networks

theepichumor:

is for asking people what’s for homework

is there for stalking celebrities

is for listening to music

and tumblr is my life .

(Source: adoremodels)

I’m the type of person who starts to tear up because of high frustration.

I want a nice body, but then like… food.

od3sta:

thegleefulhouseelf:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

hey americans have fun paying your health care

stop guys we’re friends remember

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